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Dead Fred Pen Holder

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DEAD FRED
PEN HOLDER
Desktop pen holder.
Silicone rubber. 125X70X20mm

Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you!
Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished!

He's related to Hanging Harry, Splat Stan and Stress Paul,
so is no stranger to tragedy.

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